Coughs and Sneezes
You may have met a few people who like doing this sort of thing. They’re a nuisance I agree, but pretty harmless.
You’ve certainly seen thousands like this. They’re not a nuisance they’re a real danger.
Hi! Stop it, you. Stop it. STOP IT. Come here. What do you think you’re up to? You’ve probably infected thousands of people already. What do you think this is for?
Yes, that’s all right, but here’s another way of using your handkerchief. Now sneeze. Come on. All right. Never mind. Close your eyes. Now, handkerchief sneeze. Sneeze handkerchief. That’s the idea. Handkerchief sneeze, handkerchief sneeze.