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Smoker Of The Future


Transcript:

The first natural born smoker will have …

a larger nose to filter out impurities,

self-cleaning lungs,

a highly-developed index and middle finger,

smaller ears (because they don’t listen),

extra eyelids to protect the eyes from irritating smoke,

and of course an in-built resistance to heart disease, lung cancer and thrombosis.

Unfortunately, the first natural born smoker has never been born.

 

 
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