"Let me introduce you to Mr. A. Now Mr. A is a perfectly straight forward kind of person. He reacts quite normally.
When there’s dried egg for breakfast.
But when it comes to the
every-day business of crossing
Now, let’s try and get this
straight. You want to cross
And it would be perfectly simple if it wasn’t for the cars - wouldn’t it.
Right. Now there are two ways of crossing the road. Your way - and I must say it isn’t terribly attractive - and this way. You see these two rows of studs.
All you have to do is to walk between the studs and you won’t get knocked down.
You see the motorist has a legal obligation to give the pedestrian a right of way at crossings. Now have a shot yourself.
Come on. it’ll be all right really.
Now, now. There are some good common sense rules you know. You must look where you're going
And it's no good thinking you can have a sleep or eat your breakfast out there because you'll soon find yourself in trouble. You must keep on the move when you cross. Now have another try