Charley Junior’s Schooldays
Taken from the production file (catalogue ref: INF 6/535)
Nurse: Whoa! Just a minute, sonny, it's not your turn yet. Why, you'd frighten your parents to death if you arrived now.
Baby: What's "parents"?
Nurse: Well now, if you promise to be a good boy you shall have a tiny little look at them.
Nurse: There's your Daddy. And that's your Mum, and they're going to look after you and teach you all about the big world, down there, till you’re big enough to go to school.
Baby: What's "school"?
Nurse: Bless it’s little heart! Why, that's a school, duckie, and down there is where your Nursery School will be one of these fine days.
Baby: Why isn’t it there now?
Nurse: So many babies have been born lately, they've had to get busy building extra schools. There's a new Infant School going up. You'll go there when you're five. And when you're even bigger; when you're seven, you'll go to this school.
Baby: What's that?
Nurse: Why, she's a teacher.
Baby: My teacher?
Nurse: Oh, no, dear. Your teacher is just starting to be trained. There she goes, see, with lots of others, to get ready to teach in the new schools.
Nurse: Well, there's not only a lot more new babies to be taught; when the time comes every boy and girl stays a year longer at school, too.
Nurse: When you're eleven years old or so you leave your Junior school and go to a school for bigger boys. There are three different kinds of school course, and you'll go to whichever one suits you best, and no fees either. Here are some of the activities that go on in a modern school course. This is what goes on in a technical school course. And here are some of the things they do in a grammar school course. Daddy left school when he was fourteen, but you'll stay on till you are fifteen, sixteen or even older.
Nurse: Because of the new law they've passed in Parliament.
Baby: What are they doing?
Nurse: 0h, well, they'll have to see that there are all kinds of schools for all sorts of people. And all with governors and teachers to run them and staff them. Then, all those schools are going to need playgrounds and so on. And goodness knows what will be needed for teaching all the children. There'll have to be canteens to cook you all nice hot dinners. Milk supplied for your 'levenses (you'll drink it up now, won't you?). Doctors and dentists will be needed to see that, you all grow up big and strong, and that you all get proper treatment when anything is the matter with you. At last! My word, your Dad's going to have a time with you! But you'll be having a much better start in life than ever he had.